Wednesday, 21 May 2014

ANDY AND ANA, VANG VIENG, LAOS. 28th APRIL 2014.

Woke up to our last morning in Vientiane and found we were leaving just as the city was re-opening from its Pi Mai shut down. Luckily this included the local swimming pool just round the corner so we headed in for a quick early morning dip, very refreshing!

Back to one of our favourite breakfast haunts Croissant D’or (very old colonial French) and we both opted for the Tokyo breakfast (not very old French colonial) it’s a great deal Sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs and scotch pancakes and a coffee. Just as we were tucking in Brad from Moonlight Champa came in and joined us. He ordered the same breakfast only to be told they had run out! Just as our piping hot 'Tokyo' breakfasts were delivered to the table – sorry Brad!

Obviously I had to have a croissant as well – they are very good here too. It is surprisingly hard to find a real croissant in Asia (oh the hardship) but typically you will find croissant shaped bread, or what we have come to refer to as fake baked goods, this category includes cakes that look amazing but taste of nothing at all or something savoury, no such trouble in Croissant D’or.

Having filled up, we headed back to Moonlight Champa to check out and wait with Brad and Isabella for our onward bus to Vang Vieng. Really we were intending to head directly to Luang Prabang but whilst this town is only a couple of hundred K away, it takes another 12 hours on the bus so we decided to stop at the conveniently located Vang Vieng about half way. Famous for being a young traveller hang out with wild parties, occassional drunken tubing fatalities and basically a place that has been taken over by us falang giving us all a bad name. So we were not planning to stay for long.

The tuk-tuk turned up on time (Laos Time) so only about 30 mins late and ferried us to the bus terminal and onto our surprisingly spacious and cool minibus (thank god!) for the onward trek. The bus filled up and off we went, as we hit the main road to Vang Vieng it became clear why such a short journey would take so long. The road is very steep and mountainous and very, very twisty and it is like this all the way from Vientiane to Luang Prabang. It takes as long to make this short hop as it did for us to get from the very south of Laos to the North!

The bus did stop for 20 mins or so halfway through and at the top of a mountain for us to get out and stretch our legs. There were some good views too before being piled back into the minivan.

We arrived in Vang Vieng pretty much on schedule and walked the short distance into town. We had a few guesthouses lined up to look at but had not booked ahead, we headed to the first on the list ‘Laos Haven Hotel and Spa’ and ended up stopping here. Not a bad price and the rooms were large, air conditioned and had clean bathrooms (and included breakfast – a rarity here). Sold!

This made me chuckle so just threw it in! I am unsure what I have done wrong but its pretty clear I am in trouble :)


We unloaded our gear and asked for a recommendation for food as the evening was drawing in, so off we went to AMD restaurant a few minutes down the road. We sat down at quiet a local looking restaurant and ordered. The food took a long time to arrive but when it did, it was well worth the wait good food, good portions, good price and a new dessert experience for Ana (Banana Fritters and syrup).


A quick wander round Vang Vieng showed that it is indeed still set up for young western tourists. The bars, guesthouses and tour companies that make up 90% of the buildings in this small town nestled by the river were all very similar, catering to western tastes but I am happy to report (because I am rapidly approaching middle age) that despite being a town geared entirely towards young tourists, when we were there, there was very little of the sort of antics that made this place famous in recent years. There are still of course the odd wat or two. I couldn't blog a whole post without including one...
Wat a sunset (sorry)

Pretty Buddhist temple

It seems like there has been a real crackdown on the sort of drug and drink fueled antics that gave this place it's reputation. Whilst there are still plenty of places to drink the day away without seeing any of the surrounding areas, the opening hours are more strictly enforced and there is just one tubing outfit in town. The whole town had a much more relaxed and enjoyable vibe than the mini Ibiza I was dreading!

Headed back to the hotel for a well earned rest. Up the next morning to grab breakfast and met Michael who runs the hotel with his wife. Michael is in charge of the breakfast operation and it runs very well. He is possibly the smiliest man I have ever met, very welcoming and entertaining and seems to find life generally funny. Mini baguette and eggs with frankfurter and ham with a side serving of local rice porridge, dried onion and fresh chives for me and we were fueled up for the days exploration.

The landscape over the river from the main town of Vang Vieng is similar to Ha Long bay with large limestone karst outcrops, the only thing missing is the sea. These rocky pinnacles are home to some interesting caves and pools so we headed out to explore them on foot.

Tham Chang was first on the list (and closest/easiest to get to). This cave was used as locals as a refuge during the civil war and subsequently locals have gone back to bath in the freezing cold waters which they believe is good for them. We headed across the wooden bridge and trekked along a wooded trail for quite a while before ending up in a large expanse of flat open farmland which yielded no caves - oops. Undeterred we carried on along the paths between these large rice farms until we stumbled across a local who asked where we were headed. Apparently we were on the wrong track (the tourist map we were given was worse than useless!) the guy pointed us back the way we had come and pointed to a large rocky cliff that looked a likely candidate for caves, so we headed back towards it.

Crossing the bridge away from Vang Vieng ready for a good morning explore, not sweating yet!

I am now! Where is this bloody cave?


Getting there was easier said than done and what started out looking like a 20 min walk turned into an hour or so hour trekking in the increasing heat of the morning. We crossed a second river and ended up in anther cul-de-sac of farm land which was cut off by yet another smaller river, more like a long puddle really! Just as we were going to turn back the same farmer popped up just across the water and beckoned us to cross over a small improvised bamboo pole bridge affair.

Apparently it's across here!
We did so and he pointed us to some caves which were labelled on the bare rock with numbers so we thanked him and carried on exploring. This led us to a group of small caves that we had not seen on any maps and we had to scramble to get up to and into. Quite claustrophobic and very dark even in the smaller caves but we persevered and had come prepared with head torches so there was no stopping us. It was quite a cool experience and we both enjoyed it but it was a hot and sweaty adventure through some dense forest.




Is it under here?.... Nope!
Maybe up here?

It's a cave! Not the right one but it'll do!

At last, I get to justify bringing my headtorch - there are some bats and spiders in here...it also feels like over 40C!

That was hard work! Another sweaty selfie!

After we had finished with this little detour we headed on further for about 5 minutes and stumbled across where we clearly had been intending to go all along. A ticket hut and small parking area with shops etc marked the start of a climb up to the Tham Chang cave. After a brief rest we duly paid our small fee and started the hike up a few hundred steps carved out of the rock and arrived at the entrance to the cave. This place is huge and well lit with multi-coloured lights and a well defined path to explore. A little like the caves we saw in Halong Bay in Vietnam only without the hassle of a really annoying guide! It was quite a cool and large cave, amazing rock formations and at one point hole onto the cliff side had been turned into a balcony overlooking the valley affording great views.


Worth the climb for the view back over the valley.

Huge cavern. touristy but quite quiet and still very entertaining for an explore.

Although quite touristy, we enjoyed it and after a good explore we headed back down and Ana persuaded me to go for a dip in the cool river at the bottom. I wasn't on my own and the water was crystal clear so I hopped in with the local tourists and swam into the little cavern and generally behaved a bit like a kid. A good way to cool off after the mornings exertions!

Falang (Laos for foreigner) Coming through! Crikey, its chilly!

We walked back to the hotel and had a cool down in the bliss of AC. After recharging we headed out to grab a coffee by the riverside at the elephant crossing hotel recommended by Isabella. Unfortunately the coffee was atrocious but the views were great just as Isabella had said so we settled in to watch sunset and worked on some blogging admin to keep you lucky folks up to date with our exploits J

A relaxing break by the river back in town

Just in time for sunset

and some blogging admin - see, I told you this was hard work


Dinner at AMD again, we honestly don’t always go back to the same place but AMD did great local food and among the hundreds of restaurants pedaling burgers and poor imitation western cuisine, it was a breath of fresh air. More banana fritters (local Laos food of course) were consumed!

Next day we planned to head Tham Phou Kham cave and the blue lagoon. No explanations necessary, it does what it says on the tin. As this was a little further out we decided to hire bikes and cycle up to it.

Michael at Laos Haven strongly urged us not to go for the cheap and cheerful fixed gear bikes we were planning to get (same as we had used everywhere else up to this point) and boy, am I glad we took his advice! We both rented sturdy Trek mountain bikes and after finding 2 that met our apparently exceedingly high standards of gears and brakes working with no weird clanking noises, we set of for the 7 or 8 K cycle to the blue lagoon as soon as we could in the morning. It was a pretty enjoyable if a little challenging ride along a red dust track with some small steep sections.

At last, proper bikes - we would have had difficulties on the dodgy old ones we were going to get!

Great landscape and quite a fun ride, whilst it stayed flat!

We made it to the blue lagoon, essentially a wide slow flowing river which was very blue and very clear flowing past the foot of the cliff that houses the cave.We also made it before the majority of the tourist crowd. This site feels much more set up as a tourist attraction though with overpriced food stalls and  people trying to sell you things.

First order of business we headed up another huge flight of stairs to the cave, we were met with a detailed notice at the bottom and had duly packed our head torches so figured we would be OK.

At the start of the cave there is a huge cavern in which a large shrine has been built with a large Buddha statue. This area is very well lit with natural daylight and there is little to show you how far the cave goes.  Getting across this cavern requires some quite exciting scrambling and physical exertion to get to the back, at which point you are greeted by an arrow that points you into pitch blackness.

Head torches out, we carried on and delved a little deeper. We passed a really deep hole with warning signs and a short wall around it, Ana dropped something (I never did ask what it was) down it to see if we could hear a splash or anything….nothing, so could be quite deep!

Next up we passed a sign a little like a wet floor sign you would find in the supermarket. This one just said warning and after a little looking around I assume it referred to the 2 or 3 small holes through the floor that seemed to indicate that we were walking on a very thin layer of rock which was suspended over a large cavern. That was a little un-nerving. That was also about where the health and safety considerations stopped, as we got further into the cave the structures became really awesome but pretty soon no natural light was available at all – and I do mean none. Photos with a flash were pretty pointless as the air was so hot and humid that all you can see are the suspended condensation in the air and the sheen of moisture on the rocks (and people).

Ana decided to stop at one point, discretion being the better part of valour and without really thinking I chose to plough on into the dark, enjoying the feeling of being a pioneer explorer (or at least one of the first of the day!) It didn’t take long for me to get a little disorientated and without a map or compass or any real light, I did have a little moment where I realized I was on my own in a dark cave with an insufficient headtorch and had no idea which way I had come…exciting!

I used the sounds from a distant tourist party to try and figure the best way out and struck out in what I hoped was the right direction. After a couple of minutes I saw what I assumed was Ana’s head torch across a large cavern and made a beeline to it. This involved descending a slick wet rocky surface in the near pitch black and at one point I realized I didn’t know if I was descending into one of those holes or to a flat rock floor. That made me pause for a sec!

Anyway long story short, I made it back a little hotter and sweatier than I left and had enough of cave exploring for the morning!


Before you head up the stairs, there's a little stall renting out head lamps, they really want you to take one...



Awesome view over the valley from the top of the stairs up to the cave.
Large cavern at the cave opening complete with a Buddah and a monk praying when we arrived! 


Ana posing with some interesting rock formations!
and she's wasting no time clambering down into the real cave entrance at the back. Light on!
This is the Laos idea of a caution sign in a dark cave. Ana is looking nervous as we are essentially stood on a thin layer of rock over a deep cavern!


Arty shot form the darkness back into the cavern. won't be seeing daylight for a while...


It's hot and sticky in here and a bit precarious!


Errr...which way did I come? Ana? Anyone? Bugger....

We both retreated out to the daylight where we relaxed for the hottest part of the day playing by (and in) the blue lagoon. There were swings set up and a large tree conveniently placed with ladders to climb and jump off into the river, some local kids were swarming all over the tree like monkeys and I figured I could do the same. Turns out it takes a little practice and a willingness to ignore the fact you’re quite high up but I made it to the top and took a leap into the water, painful as I am no Tom Daley but good fun all the same! Ana had a go on the rope swing and won most improved swing of the day (the below photo shows the first attempt – more of a fall than a swing ;) ).

Very British. Ana queuing for the rope swing.
Take 1: Faceplant :)


Take 2: better technique!

This poor dive from the lower branch tree ended in a red belly!

Fortunately the jump from the top went a little better!
Fully refreshed and having messed around in the lagoon to our hearts content we cycled back to town, dropped off the bikes and sorted our onward travel tickets with the hotel. An early morning minibus on to Luang Prabang the next day. Dinner out at an Aussie bar, a BeerLao Burger and a BeerLao for me!
Had an early evening to recover from the days exertions and up early the next day for Michael's good breakfast fayre and onto the bus for the 6 hour trip to LP.

Vang Vieng – apparently not what it used to be but I think its better now! 

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